9.Goggles
Most men like their women
Deferential and polite
But we prefer the type of girl
Who looks like she could win a fight
Dainty girls are all well and good
But they can't fix your stuff
A pretty girl's alright for some
But for us it's not enough!
CHORUS
I love a girl in goggles
It's goggles that does it for me
You can keep your girly girly girl
I want a woman who likes getting dirty
A girl who can strip an engine
Glistening with sweat and oil
I love a girl in goggles
In goggles？
In goggles!
I want a girl with looks and charm (？)
And spirits full of wit (？)
If you just want an ornament
Then you, sir, are a tit
Dainty girls are all well and good
But they can't fix your stuff
A pretty girl's alright for some
But for us it's not enough!
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It's time that we as men reject
This view of women folk
And embrace the type that sing and dance
And fight and fuck and smoke
So fuck polite society
And all that that entails
With a bawdy song, messed up hair, and dirty fingernails
It's time that we as men reject
This view of women folk
Embrace the type that sing and dance
And fart and fuck and smoke
So fuck polite society
And all that that entails
A bawdy song!
Messed up hair!
And dirty fingernails!
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